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One night in the town of New Dork, Flumpty presented a heartfelt speech about the importance of life. The stranger he was talking to didn't like his speech. He walked away, wondering why a talking egg was telling him about life. Flumpty got so mad. He shot the stranger with a gun. That was Flumpty's first taste of death. Out of insanity he ate an entire human baby, and that wasn't all. According to somebody, Flumpty killed approximately 100 billion birds with a meteorite, That meteorite caused the apocalypse. Now, Flumpty is a character who has immunity to any plot and can travel through time and space, so he can do whatever he wants! Then Flumpty broke into somebody's house because he was cooking an egg. Flumpty was then voluntarily arrested for breaking and entering. He did this just to escape prison. Flumpty then got lonely, He found a empty place. He found it wasn't empty. It was full of other creatures. Like Birthday Boy Blam, The Redman, Grunkfuss the Clown, and The Beaver. These creatures had also done evil acts. "I couldn't be seen with them!" thought Flumpty. So he developed a disguise. It was a yellow, cracked variant of himself. But this made him develop a terrible alter-ego. The alter-egos name was Golden Flumpty. Flumpty (not as Golden Flumpty.) then kidnapped a person for fun to play a game. If he survived Flumpty would let him go, If he didn't his eyes got fried. Luckily the person escaped. Flumpty then decided to do it again. This time, with a better reward. If the person survived he would become Flumpty's best friend. He also made two more friends, they were The Owl and Eyesaur. But, he lost a friend, The Beaver, He fell in the toilet. The same person got kidnapped again. But this time, for two nights. On the second night Flumpty declared that the person became Flumpty's new friend. Flumpty then said to the person "To become my best friend. You must kill your old best friend." He declined to kill his old best friend. Flumpty then just upright killed him and his best friend.

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