Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

I know jk, but still, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

lol wtf

Flumpty Bumpty is love, Flumpty Bumpty is life.

By a wiki contributer.

I was only 9 years old.

I loved Flumpty so much. I had downloaded all the games and artwork.

I prayed to Flumpty every night before bed, thanking him for the life I have been given.

"Flumpty Bumpty is love," I say, "Flumpty Bumpty is life."

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.

I know he's just jealous of my devotion for Flumpty.

I call him a cunt.

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

I'm crying now, and my face hurts.

I lay in bed and it's really cold.

I feel a warmth moving towards me.

I feel something touch me.

It's Flumpty.

I'm so happy.

He whispers in my ear; "Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space! Also I'm going to fuck you. You can figure out the rest! Have fun..."

He picks me up with his powerful stick hands and puts me on my hands and knees.

I'm ready.

I spread my ass cheeks for Flumpty.

He penetrates my butthole.

It hurts so much, but I do it for Flumpty.

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes begin to water.

I push against his force.

I want to please Flumpty.

He laughs a mighty laugh as he fills my butt with his yolk.

My dad walks in.

Flumpty looks him in the eye and says; "Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space! Also I just fucked your son. You can figure out the rest! Bye for now..."

Flumpty leaves through my window.

Flumpty Bumpty is love, Flumpty Bumpty is life. 

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HE AND FLUMPTY ARE FATHER AND SON?

AAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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me too. i'm just as confused as you. I mean, What has this thread become?????

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